Sorry to interrupt the Grammy coverage but... this can’t wait.

Morley just sent it to me and my life will never be the same.

As you know, it was Chinese New Year’s Day yesterday. We are in full New Year festival spirits for the next week or so. To celebrate the Year of the Snake, China threw what must have been a sh-tload of money at Celine Dion to have her sing at their state televised gala on Saturday...

In MANDARIN!

Wearing a scaley dress... like a SNAKE, get it?

Of course it’s not live. Did you see the Olympics? Nothing is live! They’re Communists!

And that just makes it extra, extra great.

Celine Dion is LIP-SYNCHING IN CHINESE.

Like, how much do you love life right now?