What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet?

A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant woman who offered up her baby, in utero.

What is this?

Is this what we do?

Jam our bellies in celebrity faces, asking for a blessing?

Gross.

Come on. As mad as you get at me for my belly cupping hate, you have to agree this is gross, right?

It’s gross.

And what’s he supposed to do, Channing Tatum? If asked, and he declines, they’d call him a dickhead. A rude dickhead because he wouldn’t put his hands on a stranger woman’s distended body. Stop it.