While one imprisoned bride is making her escape, another is celebrating a year of captivity.

Exactly a year ago today, on July 2, 2011, Charlene Wittstock wept at the altar, giving birth to the video you still can’t stop watching. Here she is the other day with Prince Albert at a Red Cross event in Monaco. I mean, if you want to talk contracts, poor Charlene’s not likely to be let go from hers until she produces the Grimaldi heir.