It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise.

You will recall, last week Denise filed a motion with the court questioning Charlie’s competence as a parent, alleging that he engages in inappropriate internet pornographic activity – an accusation she first raised when they split.

Charlie has now charged back … with detail. We LOVE details.

In a statement released to Extra:

First he answers directly to the claims against his character, explaining that he was forthcoming with the initial investigation 18 months ago and in his mind has since been exonerated:

“The FBI was aware of these issues. I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned 2 weeks later. I haven’t heard from them since. Period. The end.”

Charlie goes on to point out Denise’s – as usual – impeccable timing. Just as she always happens to be playing with her children when the paps are around, Denise also just happened to resurrect these terrible accusations only when Charlie formally requested to select his own childcare provider. In fact, for a year and a half, Denise did not lodge “a single complaint about the welfare of their daughters” but only moved to do so when her access to spying looked to be coming to an end.

And then of course there’s the ulterior motive. Denise is saying that Charlie’s engagement to fiancée Brooke Mueller is a fraud, that they did it as a publicity stunt. Snort.

Charlie is countering that Denise used her own publicity stunt trying to befriend Brooke while photographers were present and behind closed doors tried to go behind Brooke’s back and reconcile with Charlie. When that didn’t work, she apparently told Charlie she would settle for some of his sperm so that she could have another baby.

“Shortly before unleashing her attack, Ms Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke’s back failed. She was flat out rejected.”


Is Charlie a woman? Seriously…the man is a bitch. Love, love, love.

Still no official response from Denise in the latest chapter of the mudslinging. Bet your boob job she’ll be dragging her girls to some charity event before the end of the week. The girl really only has one move.