Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same.

My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall ones. Thank Xenu she’s smart enough to back them up. And not a bitch either. Unlike Miss Charlize who walks around with her head up her own ass because she’s an Oscar-winning “serious actress”. Five words: Two Days in the Valley.

CharChar looks great in red lips, non? She’d probably hate getting called CharChar. CharChar!

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