I can't.

I still can't process this.

All of the following:

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are together. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are even posing together.

What in the actual f-ck?!

They were out last night at a party celebrating Pharrell Williams and his hat. They were just on holiday last week holding hands, like super romance. And Charlize is presenting at the Oscars on Sunday. I can't see them walking the carpet together but then again, I couldn't see them together, period, in the first place so maybe they will work the carpet together. And kiss for the cameras. And show up at Vanity Fair like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. No? Too far? Too much?

She's practically sitting on his lap for an endorsed photo and he's not attacking the photographer -- did you ever think that would happen? This is a Sean Penn who's in love and wants you to know. Like, proud. Like swaggery.

Ten years ago, this happened:

And now Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are ok an official, PUBLIC couple. Trippy, right? How long do you think it'll take you to get used to this?

As for what she'll be wearing at the Oscars, I'm not sure she can wear anything other than Dior.