That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right?

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it gets: walking jauntily, holding hands…AND SMILING TOO?!?

I thought they said in science class that two negative charges are supposed to repel each other.

Then again, in math, they said that two negatives multiplied result in a positive. Multiply? Oh let’s not start rumours now. But you could say the sex is probably GREAT.

They’re smiling, skipping, and handholding – it HAS to be great.