Charlize Theron went to the nail bar the other day. And Sean Penn went with her. Like, he didn’t pull up at the curb and wait for her to get in. No. He was inside. He accompanied her. And didn’t punch someone in the process. 

A couple of days later, while driving around, they stopped to kiss at a red light. According to the photographer, she was nibbling on his lower lip and they were slow on accelerating when the light turned green. And Sean Penn didn’t punch someone in the process.

They also took her son Jackson to the zoo. And this time Sean nuzzled her neck and grabbed her ass. Also, he didn’t punch someone in the process. Click here to see.

First of all…ew. Second, what is this world?