The incomparable Charlize Theron. She’s a f&cking bitch but when she’s on, she is on. And she’s incomparable on the carpet. Last night was no exception.

The corset is cool. The pants are cool. Love that she went for it at MTV, where you’re allowed to go for it more than anywhere else. Love that she didn’t wear a pretty, silly little dress.

Silly little dress.

Reminds me of Hugh Grant. Bridget the first movie. Remember?
Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, these are… f*CK me! Absolutely enormous panties!
I’ve seen it a million times. I laugh every time.

Anyway, about Charlize. She’s in Hancock with Will Smith and Jason Bateman (who seems to be in every movie!) coming out in July. Her first blockbuster hit in ages. The three of them presented together. Was like the stage buckled from too much gorgessity.


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