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JRod: gym time, family time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2017 14:38:42 August 22, 2017 14:38:42

I lost my mind over a video Alex Rodriguez posted to Instagram yesterday but didn’t have a chance to get to. When I say “lost my mind” I mean it in the best way. And “best” isn’t usually a word I associate with ARod. Full Story

Cannes opening white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 17:47:15 May 15, 2013 17:47:15
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2012 15:11:01 August 6, 2012 15:11:01
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FameFlynet

Can you locate some shoes with chains?  I saw a pair on one of the Kardashians and I fell in love.  Please help! --- I’m not going to waste my energy trying to find these shoes on said Kardashian; instead I’ll redirect my energy to find you a slew of off the chain styles! Deal? If you’re looking for some sex-pot stiletto’s to amp up an outfit then look no further than here (1 Full Story

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Love and an ass wash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 14:30:05 July 6, 2012 14:30:05
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Bauer-Griffin

He's 23, I'm 37... the sex is out of this world, amazing.... it's fun, he's fun and I haven't been so full of smiles in a hella-long time. I had almost forgotten how certain parts of my anatomy worked. Are you ready for the cheese? It's like I'd been asleep for a really long time. Full Story

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Do you believe in crew neck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 20:34:18 January 4, 2012 20:34:18
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Bauer, Splash

Not sure how I feel about this growing cut-off midriff 2 piece trend. At times it just looks unfinished to me. Like they ran out of material. Not exactly a style for everyone. And it can’t even pretend to be. This is not joining your wardrobe if you eat. Anything.  Full Story

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Smell like Antonio’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 14:05:47 May 13, 2010 14:05:47

So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance shopping last week with my best gay Darren. Full Story

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Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:58:45 April 20, 2010 13:58:45

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Yay for constipation face and bad wigs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 12:32:09 March 11, 2010 12:32:09

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 16:28:58 January 15, 2010 16:28:58

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story