The first thought in my mind when I saw this dress was Life Of Pi. I like this dress better than I liked the movie. Everyone liked the movie. And everyone hates this dress. That sounds about right.

But, really, what’s wrong with it? The dress, I mean. Are you sure it’s the dress and not the wearer? Because if Cate Blanchett was wearing it, you might not hate it so much.

I love it because all these colours, the gold on main and the red coming in small hits, appeal to the Chinese in me. The high collar appeals to the anti-Kardashian in me. And as far as dresses go for that particular event, there is no way Chloe’s is worse than Salma Hayek’s – click here to see that.