It’s a Harry Potter day but it’s also an I Hate People day. Because some people are so f-cking dumb. And I’m not referring to a Twi-Hard.

Tyce Diorio choreographed Katie Holmes’s upcoming number on So You Think You Can Dance – a tribute to Judy Garland. Said Diorio of Robo’s performance:

“The thing that is so awesome is that you won’t know, you don’t know what to expect … but then when you sit and watch it, it’s amazing. Amazing! And it’s not something in my opinion that’s just going to be like ‘oh, how nice.’ It’s not going to be that … ‘oh, look how sweet that is.’ No, it’s real. It’s as real as what you’re seeing now. I’m very proud of it, so I talk really highly of Katie.

“You get to know someone and their talents and their personality (and) being in my position that’s my job to see and figure out who is ready and how to do it and how to get there. And I have been with Katie for so long now and I was like, ‘yeah, you’re ready, let’s do it.’ I could see the magic. I could see the truth in her talent, and she believes in herself too, so it was all coupled together.”

“Katie reminds me of that MGM Hollywood movie star. Her looks and her essence … she stands there and you’re like ‘what?’ and when you see the way she looks … she looks like she could be on the stage at the Oscars.”

“She’s amazing. (Her performance) it’ll come out of nowhere. It’s Oscar winning!”

OSCAR WINNING??????????????????????

Do these people even know?

They don’t know.


The f-ck does a great dance routine on TELEVISION have to do with winning an Oscar? Why does this generation insist on raping the honour of an Oscar?

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to win one before the age of 30. JailBait Miley has her eyes on one too. Like it’s so easily attainable. Like “if I really put my mind to it I can do it! I can do anything!”

No. You can’t.

This is why so many losers audition for American Idol. We need to start being more honest with our children.

And dumbasses need to stop putting Katie Holmes and “Oscar winning” in the same sentence.

But she did seem happier today while walking to set with Guy Pearce. Funny that.


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