I don’t have quivery feelings for Chris Evans to begin with. And what he brought last night...well... it didn’t help. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards it went from indifferent, at best, to mildly repulsed, also at best. It might be that varsity jacket, or whatever it is he’s wearing that looks like a varsity jacket, in the colour of baseball glove, only the knobbiest-looking sh-t I’ve seen on a boyman in a long, long time.

Not sure why I’m so averse to it. There’s a lot of Tom Gun eagerness happening here. Maybe that’s why. Or, really, it could just be the jacket. I know it sounds irrational, but I have a massive hate-on for that jacket. What the F-CK is this jacket? No one else seemed to be so offended last night during the liveblog but it’s vile to me, straight up gross.

Evans’s Captain America: The First Avenger opens on July 22. And he’s still in body as Captain America now as The Avengers is currently shooting in New Mexico.

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