Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short.

Elsa and Chris Hemsworth are in California for the holidays, daughter India’s first, celebrating with his brother Liam and Miley Cyrus and other family members. What do you think Elsa and Miley talk about?