GMD > Greasy Combover

Holy mother of Travolta! Stop violating my eyes! Stop raping my gag reflex! Stop making me choose Tom Cruise!

Because the GMD’s white sneaker wedges are infinitely more palatable than Chris Klein’s greasy f-cking combover! Ew!

Ew!

This is Chris Klein, former fiancé of Katie Holmes at PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 this weekend.

Nasty. Assy.

Photos from Wenn.com