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This hasbeen is so dumb
TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story
Chris Klein’s answer to Chris Klein
Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Last week Chris Klein’s audition tape for Mamma Mia hit the internets and as I noted then (click here for a refresher), to me it was more offensive the namechecking than the assy singing. Full Story
Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too
Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story
Was it awkward?
Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend and her ex fiancé Chris Klein came too. Full Story
Why so pained?
And has Robert Pattinson created an open-mouth epidemic? Almost every photo of Ginnifer Goodwin last night at the Metropolitan Opera gala features her with a slack jaw looking miserable. The few shots of her smiling looks like she’s being tortured…and it’s too bad, really, because she’s was dressed up so beautifully. Full Story
Wouldn’t you?
People reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are over. Like…do you blame her? Wouldn’t you? She’s cute! And him? Well… Look at him. Look at what he’s become. Like I said at the time these images were originally posted – oh revolting Travolta! And he’s a loser douche. Full Story
GMD > Greasy Combover
Holy mother of Travolta! Stop violating my eyes! Stop raping my gag reflex! Stop making me choose Tom Cruise! Because the GMD’s white sneaker wedges are infinitely more palatable than Chris Klein’s greasy f-cking combover! Ew! Ew! This is Chris Klein, former fiancé of Katie Holmes at PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 this weekend. Full Story
Too Much Dress
Some girls are “big dress” girls. Cate Blanchett is a big dress girl. The dress will never wear her. Kate Beckinsale on the other hand is getting straight up owned by this dress, as seen last night at the Chanel and PS Arts party. And the poor thing looks totally stressed out by it too. Of course Chris Klein isn’t helping either. Full Story
TIFF Loose Ends
The best party was a party for the randoms. Aritzia on Bloor Street Monday night – we had the best time. Jena Malone showed up, so did Gus Van Sant (???). Also the dude from Entourage who plays Harvey Weingard, based on Harvey Weinstein. So I was a little drunk when I asked him to swear and spit. Full Story