Chris Martin was out with Gwyneth Paltrow and their kids – twice – in California this weekend. So they really, really, really mean it when they say that their conscious uncoupling is the most civilised separation in the history of Hollywood. Look at them in this photo that someone creeped of them in Malibu. They’re pretty close:
Interestingly enough, there are all kinds of rumours going around that Alexa Chung and Alex Turner are back together. Mostly on social media. This, by the way, is what social media gave me just now when I searched Alexa Chung and Alex Turner:
Not the best I’ve ever read but better than any lyric on the new Coldplay album. Maybe that’s the problem. Alexa figured out that Chris is actually kinda cheese.
In addition to dining out repeatedly with his estranged wife, Chris also had dinner with Rihanna at her favourite restaurant Giorgio Baldi. She’s there all the time. Isn’t that where she punked off Charlie Sheen? Anyway, Chris and Ri have collaborated before so don’t, please, don’t go there. She would destroy him.