Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music.

Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there???

Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister.

Am all over Taylor reaching #1 last week and winning last night but I’m telling you, the small town hair, the straight bangs and curly blonde, when will she be famous enough to grow out of the mall?

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