Christina and her KFed-style boyfriend were arrested a few hours ago in West Hollywood. Both were drunk, and he was trying to kill people while driving. Dumb. F-cking. Twat. She’s been booked on public intoxication and he’s looking at a DUI. According to TMZ, Christina’s been on a bender for weeks and her people have been trying to get her into treatment. Before or after this guy takes a cut of her bank account for himself?

As for her condition – look, it’s not like we weren’t calling this way back in October. As I noted then:

Ultimately though, what’s really going on with Christina? As I’ve already noted, she’s bored. She’s been bored for a while. This is just the beginning.

And this is nowhere near the end. Sh-t is about to get spectacularly f-cked up. And Lindsay Lohan is celebrating. Between Charlie Sheen and Christina Aguilera, now she looks like the one who has her mess together. I just laughed.

Here’s where Christina lucked out with Jordan Bratman though. Because he’s not out to get her. Never was. He’ll prioritise the kid, sure, but Bratman isn’t an opportunist. He’ll try to help her, he will not try to take advantage of her. She married (and divorced) a good man. That might be a blessing eventually when this loser needs to be removed from her life. But that’s still a long way off. Stand by for the ugliness. Child stars rarely unravel quietly.

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