Last week I posted this article with photos of Christina Aguilera at the pumpkin patch playing good mommy with her kid Max noting:

Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out.

When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’s for storage. It’s for putting aside some positive points so that the bank is full when the negative points come flying out of whatever crack has opened up from underneath their marriage. Wait for it.

The next day TMZ reported that the divorce is coming as a result of Christina’s infidelity. Now we’re hearing that she’s also trying out the other side, that she’s been into women and hitting on women. According to Radar, her current woman might just be Samantha Ronson.

Apparently Christina and Samantha have become quite close, and Christina has been turning to Samantha for support during her split. Splash News shot Samantha leaving Christina’s house at 2am last night. So I guess that explains the pumpkin patch. And any future pumpkin patches too. Can you imagine the judgement from the MiniVan? A cheater AND a lesbian?

Cue up the next Lindsay Lohan prison break. Because this will hit her hard on so many levels. You already know she’s a jealous possessive freak. So there’s that. And then there’s the fact that Samantha’s friends and family all hate(d) Lilo, and pressured Ronson to leave her. Nicole Richie cut her off too. Now Nicole might be brokering a new romance for her? Oh la. That’s trouble.

Ultimately though, what’s really going on with Christina? As I’ve already noted, she’s bored. She’s been bored for a while. This is just the beginning.


File photos from Wenn.com