Really wish Porny Jessica Simpson would spend a week with Christina Hendricks. It’s not like Porny’s are any bigger than Christina’s. And yet Christina, she manages to work her tits without looking like she’s inviting a cock in between them all the time. Granted Christina has a longer neck, eliminates the tit shelf effect.

Christina understands that while it’s great to put them out there most of the time, some of the time it’s also not a bad idea to contain them. Last night at the Mad Men premiere she mastered the art of the containment perfectly.

Look at this beauty. Look at her waist. She can’t put her hands on her waist and have her fingers touching. I love it so much. It’s a real waist. And it’s so gorgeous. And notice that January Jones is the thinnest woman on that show and seems the most miserable.

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