It’s a giant f&ck you to us mortals – a family that looks like this. A family this ridiculously attractive. Ri-di-cu-LOUS. Totally not fair.

And as always, the glaring exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory.

Have a look and then wallow in your own ordinariness: Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber (George Clooney’s BFF) and their two children Presley and Kaya. Both of them gorgeous. Unbelievably gorgeous.

Especially him. That boy is breaking my heart already. Look at his face!

And please… save it with the “cut his hair’ emails. Boys shouldn’t have long hair. Oh yeah?

Says who?

Should girls not wear pants?


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