Shiloh Jolie Pitt!

TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. She’s David Foster’s sister and she was apparently artificially inseminated.

Back that sh*t up for a second.

Jaymes Foster wanted to have a child. So she approached Clay Aiken to give her one.


This has totally made my life. Shiloh makes miracles.