Yes yes yes.

I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast.

And yes, it probably does have something to do with the fact that I’ve seen his sex tape…which, if you can get your hands on, is well worth it.

So his life fell apart. Which is why he retreated. He went to rehab and then he went home, electing to spend time in Ireland instead of at Les Deux or Teddys or Winstons or Parc or whatever happens to be the new hotspot in LA… which is why he’s fallen off the face of North American tabloids.

Still, there has been buzz overseas that Colin has relapsed away from the spotlight – barhopping night after night like Robbie Williams only not in front of the pappies.

Ummmm…not sure if I believe that.

Because I hear exclusively that on Saturday night in Dun Laoghaire (a village in South Dublin) Colin was chill and happy and healthy, healthy, healthy and looking super super hot hanging out at Real Gourmet Burger with no wear and tear whatsoever. He was friendly to fans, obliged for a photo with a group of young girls and the owner – and did I mention HOT?

Colin currently has 2 films in post production, one co-starring Ewan McGregor, the other co-starring Edward Norton.

Quiveration everywhere – yum!