Ewan McGregor… sexiest quirky bitch ever. The kind of man who gets you hot even as you makes you feel dirty. Yum. Here’s Ewan with Colin Farrell at the premiere of Cassandra’s Dream (Woody Allen) in Venice.

The hair, his suit, his stance – I call it ManFlare. Few men can do it without looking awkward, contrived, and uncomfortable. Something to be said about a dude who appreciates the details without caring too much about the details, you know what I mean?

As for Colin… I fear there’s a little Britney in him, no pun intended. I wonder if he’ll ever recapture the quiveration from Daredevil and S.W.A.T. I worry he peaked early and fell off too quickly. Am attaching file photo – can Colin come back?