Oh the smutty possibilities.

The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Fireworks on set, love it.

Keira’s to play an actress who goes all Greta Garbo, hiding away in apartment popping pills unable to cope with the fame and the paps. Then Colin the badass comes along and draws her back out. They start shooting in May. The chemistry, these two, they have the potential to be electrifying, non?

Never thought of it before in the constant quest to set up celebrities but Colin and Keira? Totally hot.


Here’s a pissy pants Keira out and about in London the other day. He’d loosen her up. Who couldn’t he loosen up?

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