It could be me if you need one.

For the Globes on Sunday. You said you were chuffed about your nomination and I was equally for you. This must be why you’re in LA. And looking perfect. The leather jacket is perfect. The pants fit you perfectly. Your gait, your no nonsense expression, perfect. The clingy tee you’re wearing underneath…it’s a good thing I can’t see it. Because it’s perfect and I would do bad things.

Just one more comment before I let you go…

Word is you’ve signed on to a new movie called The Way Back alongside Ed Harris and Jim Sturgess playing a soldier on the run from a Siberian labour camp.

Um, maybe it’s time to try something lighter?

I want to see you in a love scene, kissing someone…



See you on Sunday.

Good luck.



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