Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs.

Here’s Eddie with his turned out feet on his way to meet the President.

And his countryman Colin Firth came too with beautiful wife Livia.

The close up shots are not the best photos ever taken of Colin. He looks like a sleepy old man. This makes me sad. What makes me more sad is that the man of my life, currently, brought along his girlfriend.

This is James Franco hand in hand with Ahna Riley. He only settled for her because Laura refused to let me sit on his lap https://www.laineygossip.com/eTalkctvca.aspx even though he invited me onto it. This is a great tragedy and it’s what I think about whenever I have to fake cry.

Photos from Janet Mayer/Brandon Todd/Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com