I’m sorry!

I know!

It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much.


I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS.

THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off after school and threw some kind of cape around her waist, and let’s go? In some of the shots, it actually looks like, you know when you get hot so you take your sweater off and tie it around your hips?

At the Met Gala???

How could I have made any other call?

Fergie was the worst?


But you expect that from Fergie. And besides, that’s what happens when you knock at Marchesa.

Livia Firth, you don’t expect. To wear pants that look like they’re from The Gap. To the Met Gala!!!!!! You don’t expect that from Livia Firth. So it makes it that much more egregious, and, therefore, a lot more deserving of the sh-ts, as heartbreaking as that is. I am heartbroken, really I am.

Let’s all feel better and enjoy Colin.

***** This concludes the Met Gala 2011 wrap up. I’m sorry I couldn’t cover each and every person, but it’s been 28 articles, over 7,000 words. And there’s a set of new Ryan Gosling pictures I’m dying to get to. Thanks for your emails! Keep sending! I love it when we fight about dresses. And for those of you just joining us, please scroll down and click VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on all of it from today. The column spills out over two pages today because of the sheer volume of posts and I don’t want you to miss any!

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