As noted today in Smutty Shout-Outs, Craig McMorris’s commentary during the slopestyle Olympics snowboarding events is one of the advantages we have here in Canada on CBC over other countries’ Olympic broadcast. The advantage that NBC has in America over everyone else in figure skating is Johnny Weir. His outfits, of course. And his expert insights, casually delivered. Like this, last night, when it was time for Canada’s Gabrielle Daleman to skate: “She’s got those nails on, she’s ready.” EXACTLY. Can Johnny Weir and Craig McMorris please be paired for something…anything?!? (Dlisted) 

Staying with figure skating – MIRAI NAGASU, such a f-cking boss! And it was a real program, not just a series of jumps, which is how I interpreted Alina Zagitova’s long program. Everyone’s pissing themselves over Alina’s jump execution but, to me, she’s nowhere near Mirai and definitely nowhere near Evgenia Medvedeva. Duana wondered whether or not medical tape (which is what Mirai was wearing on her inner thigh) that looks like a tattoo would become a new thing. I liked the look of it. Did you? (Jezebel) 

! That’s because Serena Williams is back on the tennis court. !! Two because she’s back on the court with Venus. But all of these !!!!!!!!!! because look at little Alexis Olympia in the stands watching her mother, the Greatest Of All Time, getting back to work! That face! That headband! (Just Jared) 

As I have said many times, I do love a sweater dress. And I was looking for a white one a few months ago. The one I ended up buying was dark green, from Cos, and I’m obsessed with it. It’s a turtleneck too. Here’s a brown sweater dress on Kendall Jenner. It’s a good shape but my complain is that the knitting, or whatever you want to call it, is too big. That can get old real fast. (Cele|bitchy) 

One of the biggest stars of NY Fashion Week this weekend was Cardi B. Every outfit was all extra. As it should be. The last thing we need is for Cardi B to start dressing like a Middleton. But please, if you need a laugh, click through and enjoy the photo of Cardi B sitting next to Anna Wintour. Anna is actually smiling. And not, at least to me, in a dicky way. (Go Fug Yourself) 

WTF. One waistband is enough of a pain in the ass. Do your waistbands leave a skin mark at your waist? You’re going to tell me it’s because my jeans are too tight. They’re not. The mark happens any time you spend any amount of time sitting and that f-cking button is digging into your flesh. So WHYYYY would you want THREE buttons, THREE waistbands? Stop this madness! (Teen Vogue)