I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists.

But I can’t…

How can you?

Look at him??!!

Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing the other day.

But definitely mind his posse. Cristiano Ronaldo’s posse leaving Foxtail last night. Holy f&cking EuroCheese! Look at that blonde man. In the white pants. And the print shirt.

This is what he rolls with.

This is why you can’t quiver.

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