To no one’s surprise, Martha Stewart doesn’t care for Eau de Pussy, by Gwyneth Paltrow. She also, like the rest of the world, thinks that G is stunting and acknowledges that the stunt has worked because it’s sold out. There are actually people out there who’d rather own a candle that smells like G’s vagina than IVY PARK? Please. If you know any of those people, they need to be put on probation. (Dlisted) 

Eminem dropped an album today. There are a lot of people talking about it on social media. I don’t know if it’ll last the day and night though the way, say, a Drake drop can last an entire weekend and beyond. Obviously, because it’s Marshall Mathers, he’s intentionally provoking. Do we have provocation fatigue right now though? Everything is a provocation. And therefore no provocation lasts. (Pajiba) 

GREAT outfit on Vanessa Hudgens. And a good week for it too. She had a moment on the carpet a few days ago when it was reported that she and Austin Butler were over. And now she’s taking us to school on how to mix prints. This is an excellent example of a print mix. Great shoulders on that jacket too. And really good choice to go with the boots. (Go Fug Yourself) 

After IVY PARK this is the most exciting news of the day: anything to do with Cheetos is exciting to me. (Cele|bitchy) 

I…how… what…? I had no idea that Curb Your Enthusiasm is 20 years old. Seriously? Maybe it’s because the seasons don’t match up the age of the series. Curb season 10 kicks off on Sunday. I f-cking love Curb. Even watching Larry walk makes me laugh. That f-cking walk of his! (The Ringer)