Principal photography on Fifty Shades Of Grey is now underway in Vancouver. Here’s Jamie Dornan in character as Christian Grey, who’s really just EL James’s reimagining of Robert Pattinson eating her out. So…how does Dornan look as Pattinson? Well, he looks really good. Better than the original.

Joining Dornan on set – Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele. My first thought when I saw her in these photos, with the dark hair and the fringe…

She’s an enhanced version of the author. Check it.

It really is James’s fantasy come to screen.

So now I wonder whether or not she’s there, watching it all go down. And if that would be awkward if she’s supervising the sex scenes. Like when Anastasia’s making an orgasm face, is James standing off to the side, telling her that “when I was fantasising about Rob putting it inside of me, I moaned like this and trembled like that”?