Christian Grey or Ryan Seacrest?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2015 16:20:18 January 30, 2015 16:20:18

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan cover the new issue of GLAMOUR in advance of the release of Fifty Shades Of Grey. He looks so much better with facial hair. And, as you know, the Christian Grey character, the way it’s being represented in the film, does not have any facial hair.

A new trailer for the movie is now available with more sex angles. Good. That’s the point of everything. That’s been the point I’ve been making for months: I WANT THIS MOVIE TO MAKE ME HORNY. So far, there’s some promise. The kiss in the elevator has never been a problem. The shot of him face to face with her underwear has potential. If he stays in that area. I’m good with him taking off his button fly…

But I don’t want to hear her say that she’s been “waiting”. That's where she’s been the entire time: WAITING. See? That kind of sh-t just dries me up.


Christian Grey looking like Ryan Seacrest also dries me up. Look at this photo from the GLAMOUR shoot. That’s Ryan Seacrest!


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