The dress is fine. I don’t want to talk about the dress. I want to talk about the hair. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand how it happened. Not, like, the mechanics of it, but how anyone could decide that THIS would be the hairstyle to show on a red carpet.

Why not just a clean topknot? Why the tendrils? Why the swirl that folds into the bun? Please explain this to me, if you can. Because I’ve been trying…and I just don’t get it.