Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie Brinkley.

I would NEVER make that observation about Dame Judi Dench. True, Dame Judi Dench is older, but it doesn’t matter the age of the single woman, it only matters how she carries herself. Look at how she carries herself. She is 76. I am 37. I want to be her.

Dame Judi Dench’s next project is a film with Ian McKellen called The Curse of the Buxom Strumpet. She plays Mrs Halfpint. I am not f-cking around with you. This is the title of the film and that is her character AND it’s about zombies invading a small English town in the 1700s, not to be confused with Pride & Prejudice & Zombies...only The Curse of the Buxom Strumpet, please, is a better title. And a zombie movie with those two? And Gillian Anderson? Perhaps as the Buxon Strumpet? Come on. Sarah from Cinesnark isn’t the only one. We’ll all go see it together holding hands, right?

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