When I first saw Dania Ramirez in The Sopranos, I paid attention. In Entourage too. A friend of mine called me straight after he watched Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s forgettable Premium Rush one night on iTunes and was all over me about her.

But that Dania Ramirez is not the Dania Ramirez wearing this dress.

It’s like she’s been eaten by the love child of Sofia Vergara and Jessica Simpson.