I mean his date. His date Rebecca Miller.

Tommy Lee Jones smiled once last night. It was when Daniel Day-Lewis won. And it was also, I think, the one time Joaquin Phoenix had a pleasant look on his face too. Only DDL, right? DDL is so f-cking good that even when the orchestra starts up with the music intended to make him leave, it ends up working for him like the swell in a scene from a movie when the hero arrives to deliver an impassioned speech to rouse his followers.

Come on! How is this fair? They all just shrug and give up. Who wouldn’t give up?

The man has yellow teeth and he is STILL SO BEAUTIFUL.

They all give up.