Once the GMD gets wind of this, he’ll do whatever he can, he’ll harness the full might of Xenu to work with Daniel Radcliffe – will the Boy Who Lived be able to resist the Gay Who Tries?
Turns out, DanRad is a true artist. He will do what it takes to fire up his castmates, to inspire the best performances possible, including sending quivering sex notes to his Equus co-star Lorenzo Pisonia:
We're getting on very well indeed. I've written some really, really deeply sexual things on some of the cards I've given him for opening night. But just to wind him up, you know."
Dan then went on to gush about Lorenzo’s gorgessity, his cool factor, and posited that if he were a gay, he would in a second:
(Lorenzo’s) great. He's a truly remarkable man. If I was gay or a female I'd just want to marry him.
Tom Cruise is aching. Actually, they do, the two of them, resemble each other…
Wee, eager, super smiley… It’s uncanny, non?
Harry Potter passes hot notes