David Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:13:03 November 7, 2008 07:13:03

Arguments for:

  • Ummm…look at him
  • You know his wife is lobbying hard for it
  • Has ingratiated himself in American culture, permanent fixture at Laker games etc.
  • High profile celebrity friendships
  • Underwear ads with his man junk on display everywhere

Arguments against

  • Too desperate
  • His wife doesn’t eat, makes the MiniVan feel fat
  • Is not American
  • An imminent temporary move to Italy
  • Still can’t shake the cheater image
  • I don’t like his hair anymore

ODDS: 13 to 1

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