Why not?

David Beckham was at the US Open Mens Final yesterday, at one point sitting beside Kevin Spacey. Fine. But why isn’t H7 there?

Actually, wait.

Is it because no one would care about the tennis if H7 was around? This, after all, is a child who can warm Anna Wintour. Being a distraction at a tennis match is nothing.

Let’s talk about her mother’s dress. It’s Posh’s own design and apparently her favourite from the new collection. Let me guess. You hate it. Because …why?

I love it, obviously, because there should be nothing wrong with wearing a comforter and that’s a great colour on almost anyone, and also, guess what? You can eat in it. She wouldn’t eat in it but we could.