Maturity? Not in this post.

David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote was specifically related to girth.

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the (Armani) advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

He’d been accused back then of stuffing his briefs. I don’t think he’d stuff them while he’s playing though, do you?

Becks scored the tying goal as the Galaxy went on to victory, winning the MLS Western Conference. He celebrated with his kids on the pitch while Posh watched from above. They worship him. And I worship his hair. Am really really into the hair right now.

Check out the photo of Becks kissing Brooklyn. Brooklyn will be 12 next March. 12!!! At what point do boys not want to be kissed by their fathers anymore? Our nephew Oliver just turned 12 in July. He wears his jeans skinny with a studded belt, low rise, and a hoodie, and is all over text message. This is freaking me out. That my 12 year old nephew keeps texting me. The grandparents ceased being cool to him over a year ago. They went on holiday together and he didn’t want to be seen with them. You know how it is. Right now we’re still cool because Jacek is into hockey and video games and I know about pop culture. But that coolness is expiring quickly. Soon he’ll start rolling his eyes every time Jacek talks about golf and I go on about why the traffic is this city is so f-cking obnoxious.



Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and PacificCoastNews.com