For real.

I need to learn how to speak Italian. Not only because Colin Firth makes it sound extra sexy, not only because the Italian Queen is taking over Hollywood, but because Italian television is straight up nuts, no pun intended.

Dude, this tv presenter just walked up to David Beckham the other night and GRABBED HIS BALLS.


Italian television, I’m telling you.

Becks was attending a fashion show. He was being interviewed outside the venue. The rogue reporter decided she wanted to see if he stuffed his panties in the Armani underwear ads. So she put on yellow rubber gloves and gave him a squeeze. Becks did not seem to enjoy it, his security took him away immediately.

Totally a flagrant foul, sure. But to have the balls to yank on his balls? You have to admire the Crazy. Just a little.

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