After whipping New York into a frenzy, David Beckham was back in England yesterday training for the friendly with Germany on Wednesday. Yum.

Here’s also an example of the power of that “extra half inch”, as Victoria would say. It’s Michael Owen running next to him, I think. Now compare the length of their shorts. Becks of course is wearing them perfectly. Michael on the other hand – that’s a loser length right there. As a result, with the thigh peeking out, as hot as Michael is, it’s a dorky-lookin’ stride, especially next to the quiverating legend.

Or maybe I’m too shallow.

One more thing – pervy alert. If you’re going to huff and puff about immaturity or impropriety, look away now but is that the wind or is that the Beck Sack?

Just asking…