Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day.


Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a size triple 0, painfully insecure, to hang on tightly to her man and her image, when all he really wants is to grab onto some junk from behind. This is what Rebecca Loos provided. And we all know, he clearly has an itch.

How long before he scratches it again? He"s been frequenting those games an awful lot lately...