Can you imagine? Sweet Goddess… if he actually rang me I’d disavow my own mother and run to paradise in between in legs.

Check out David making a call on Sunday, probably making sure his side dish bitch gets the hell out of his house before his wife’s return from Europe. And while his playing status might still be on hold, his endorsement ability doesn’t appear to have waned in the slightest.

My sources tell me exclusively that Motorola has designed a Becks Moto – a photo shoot took place a few weeks ago though the official colour had yet to be determined at the time so they’ll have photoshopped it in later.

Would you buy a Becks Moto?

PS. How extra do you have to be to have your number stitched on the seats of your ride???