Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking me, how many times do we have to go over this?

Anyway, this is Becks making sure he doesn’t catch cold the other night during a match for AC Milan. He says he’s in the best shape of his life. While this may be disputable, what cannot be denied is the hair. The hair is in the best shape of his life. Some people suggest it might be the result of hairplugs.

Well if that’s the case, he should be hawking hairplugs too.

Photos from BIG PICTURES/