Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before…

And worse still, he looks like he’s enjoying himself. He looks so hot when he’s enjoying himself.

No trace of snark here, I do feel badly for Victoria Beckham. Don’t care how thick her skin is or how infrequently she eats, it can’t have been easy looking at these shots.

Here’s a good poll question:

What would Posh rather?

Her husband’s fidelity or the cover of US Vogue?

Photos from OLYCOM/