While Victoria and Cruz are in Paris for fashion week and an Elle Magazine cover shoot – high fashion photos in which she looks like a starving Martian – Becks is hanging back in LA with Brooklyn and Romeo, playing doting dad at school.

Check out the maddening quiverating this weekend. Just a reminder that Brad Pitt isn’t the only father hotness, though these shots of him with the Chosen One will undoubtedly set your loins afire.

But how Brooklyn has grown! And rockin’ his own mini fauxhawk too! Becks rivals Brad, Brooklyn takes on Madd!

Can you believe Brooklyn is 8 already? My nephew Oliver turned 9 this year. Grew out his hair during the summer, no longer a baby. Begged me for JT tickets for his birthday, he had to settle for Beyonce.

Funniest story ever – at the concert, now that he’s too cool for school, he crossed his arms and huffed and puffed during Robin Thicke’s opening performance, at one point turned and complained:

Do these guys have any idea how annoying they are?

My husband lost his sh-t.

Robin Thicke can’t pass the 9 year old test. Snort.

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