As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs?

Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. And hopefully no more. It’s not my thing…you? Besides, why cover up something so perfect?

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